You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
it's like iHOP with fire
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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