i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
third nipple confirmed
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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