i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
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I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
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I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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