Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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