Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
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If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
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did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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