Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
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That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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