is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
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Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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