I can text with my tongue
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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