Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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