I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I need a beard to bite.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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