butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
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