You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
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