Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
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Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
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if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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