u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
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He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
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Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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