Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
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you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
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On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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