just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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