You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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