He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
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Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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