i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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