Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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