Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Randomize