i permit you to call me
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
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He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
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He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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