I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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