We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Randomize
