It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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