I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
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I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
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I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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