White coat. Heels.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
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if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
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All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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