I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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