I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I want you more than these girls want KFC
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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