wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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