no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
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