it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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