We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
