Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
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I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
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Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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