Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
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I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
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how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
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