some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
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its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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