Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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