Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
