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She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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