Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
two words: eviction party
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
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vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
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I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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