Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
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We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
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I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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