she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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