so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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