I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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