It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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