but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
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She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
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He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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