some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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