margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
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True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
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Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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