Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
of course. lets lasso hookers.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Randomize