Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
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No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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