Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
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Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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