That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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