I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Randomize