he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
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I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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