i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Two words: nipple clamps
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