Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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