As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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